I'll try not to :)

Here is the most stupid thing I have done (don't laugh):

Got my new car (this was a while ago)

Was driving with some friends, probably faster tan i should have been. Didn't see a little island in the middle of a junction and drove over the curb at about 30mph.

So, I get back to my friends house and find I've smashed my hub cap to bits as well as the steel wheel rim. So, I bang the rim back into shape with a hammer and the next day decide I need to go to the garage to buy a new hub cab before my dad gives me a testicular transplant.

All is looking great - I've not been caught, I bought the new hub cap, and on the way back to my car after I'd just bought the hub cap I tripped (yes over another fricken curb) and hit the side of my car and landed in a heap. The only problem with that was I had my car keys in my hand at the same time and they put a nice deep white slice down the side of a brand new navy blue car.