Okay... sorry to beat a dead horse, but you gotta check this out. It was all the rage a few years ago. Someone even made an animated site (and that was the really funny one) but it is no longer around. This was called the "Turkish Stud" - they used to make fun of him on David Letterman too.
http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/
http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/