I don't have anything against blondes (in fact, my girlfriend is blond)....but I though this joke was too good to not post

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool
and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you
wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind
that

you
should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight
lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah.
Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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heheh

Andy (mod)
andy@ultranerds.co.uk

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I guess it is funny if you don't get out much

I bet I get out more than you I don't seem to find a time of day when I don't see you online...hehe

Andy (mod)
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Shows how wrong you are =) ....I'm like a "stealth", for example, I spent 4 hours playing golf this morning/afternoon.