I think I just got a new record length spam/scam this morning. It was sent to my advertising email address, though I think they were the ones doing the advertising. I will just show you the subject and top part of the message as it is VERY long indeed. I'll also show you my reply.

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Subject: Scared of losing your job? So was I until I received this...
Sender: "Jill Goodson" <jillgoodson@hotmail.com>


Hi

I hope it is ok that I send you this. If you are not interested, simply
delete. However, print it out and read it
then read it again.

This really does work. Within 2 weeks the orders (money) will start
coming in just as the plan said it would.
Give it a try! You'll be glad you did!


blah blah b*s**...

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Dear Jill,

Thanks for sending this great message. But I think you should be directing
it at my employees and not myself.

I am not scared of losing my job, as I am the boss, the top cheese, GOD
around here. I like to keep my employees in fear though. I interview people
for their positions just for the sake of frightening them and get a massive
kick out of their behaviour around the office for the next few days.

So I have passed your spam onto them,

Regards,


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I once received a particularly long spam mail from a lawyers firm offering all types of legal solutions for on-line businesses.

I replied, in all seriousness, asking whether they would represent me in suing their firm for disrupting my business with their Spam mailings. As you would expect, no reply.

~ ERASER

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LOL. Nice.

You would have to wonder about a law office which resorts to spam.


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lololo ... too bad that would be conflict of interest.

I still hate the spam that get's bounced back due to bad addresses.

how about a a major mailing list.
collect all the spammer's possible. And cron tab a mailing list script to bombard their servers.

I wonder about the implications of this?

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Yeah...its all good, until they decide to turn on you, and mailbomb your server

Andy (mod)
andy@ultranerds.co.uk

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It the spammers vs the spamees. Sounds like the makings of a C&C type game!


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C&C game? lol ... I'm a AD&Der so ... could you expand.


@spamers vs. spamees.

lol .. we all take turns signing up for accounts at various free sites if that's the case. Or use those free 100 hour AOL CD's for something useful finally.

Hell, it's like this. We are protecting ourselves.

I say let's declare war.

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