We have this huge fur tree in our garden that was getting really annoying so I suggested to my mum that I cut it down this week. I'm now regretting it.

My body is falling to pieces....my back hurts, my wrists ache...bah!

It has taken me two days so far and it refusing to fall down. I've been hacking at it with saws, hammers and shears and the ****** won't budge. The bark is like a block of steel.

I will not be beaten!....grrrrr!