Apparently we in North America will get to see a British Documentary on the oddest manboy in America, Michael Jackson. Oh joy.

I propose that we take up a collection to have the man committed to the mental institution of his choice.

The New York Times today referred to his "delusional naïveté". I think that's a little too generous. And can we strip the silly "King of Pop" from references to him? He last owned the charts since the early-80s.