ok.. don't worry, you just get the feeling here sometimes that the moment you post everyone lines up to have a go :)

what i really want is something that looks nice that i can add to my site easily. When i say i just want to change a few colours and add header/footer that is because i expect it to look good already and then just add it in to my site.

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