Bitten by a bat? hehe.. my dad used to work for Springmill State Park in Indiana. He did tours through the cave there on a boat and handled bats all the time without any trouble...we think!
Although, I hate it when they spin their webs in the frigging doorway and their threads stick to your face. ughhhh, Makes me want to smash the little prick. Although, it's not really his fault.
If I find them in the house I promptly take 'em outside were they belong. Hehe, a six story drop though, oh well, better than on my balcony. openoffice + gimp + sketch ...
I catch them in some sort of box and then when I see it running up the side towards my hand I drop it and it crawls under something and then that room is out of bounds until my body guards (the cats) have done a bit of hunting