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According to the NPNN (North Pole News Network), Santa Clause narrowly escaped a mid air collision with a jumbo 747 somewhere over northern Canada. Apparently while on a test flight before Clauses Christmas Eve dash around the planet, Rudolph sneezed in mid-flight, causing a momentary disruption in his red nose causing a total blackout to Santa's sled navigation system. No injuries were reported though moments later NORAD noticed a peak in calls referencing UFOs in the area, all calls seemed to originate aboard the 747. The airline has no comment.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!
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According to the NPNN (North Pole News Network), Santa Clause narrowly escaped a mid air collision with a jumbo 747 somewhere over northern Canada. Apparently while on a test flight before Clauses Christmas Eve dash around the planet, Rudolph sneezed in mid-flight, causing a momentary disruption in his red nose causing a total blackout to Santa's sled navigation system. No injuries were reported though moments later NORAD noticed a peak in calls referencing UFOs in the area, all calls seemed to originate aboard the 747. The airline has no comment.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

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