Maybe you've heard this one:
Saddam says to his look-a-likes:
"Okay, I have good news and I have bad news...
The good news is that I survived the bombing.
The bad news is that I lost a leg...."
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Saddam says to his look-a-likes:
"Okay, I have good news and I have bad news...
The good news is that I survived the bombing.
The bad news is that I lost a leg...."

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