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Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!!
hehe, this is great

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ATTN:PRESIDENT/CEO

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
JOHNSON AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D┼fIVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE, FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY
ON OUR BEHALF. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE,
SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (JOHNSON) WHO
HAS THE MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID
FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY,
BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO
WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL
COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND
NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO

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Re: [QooQ] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
I think its Seiko, not Seko.
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Re: [Ian] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
Interesting turn on the African mail scam I thought.

Lol, Seiko.

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Re: [QooQ] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
Yeah, they are trying to be a little more creative. And they are coming from other African nations, and not just Nigeria now. Nigeria used to be the word which my spam filter worked off of, now I have to create a new rule.
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Re: [Ian] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
fun isn't it!?!?! Crazy

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Re: [QooQ] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
If you trace them back, you'll find out that these mails are usually sent from internet cafÚs in Nigeria, Togo, Ivory Coast and other neighbouring countries. Just wondering: are all of their keyboards set to cap-lock?
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Re: [Tho-chan] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
maybe it's just a new fad Laugh

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Re: [Tho-chan] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
Hehehe... That's a much nicer explanation than mine: I was thinking that it's sad how the wife of an ex dictator still can't find the caps-lock key... and that it's a pretty good proof that you can be clueless yet succeed in government Angelic

Amazing that people still fall for these.
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Re: [Aki] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
What did Barnham say, "There's a fool born every minute!" Wink

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Re: [QooQ] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
... what exactly do these people expect from writing such bullshit??

honestly i have no idea (oops, forgot to turn caps lock on)

regards



niko
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Re: [el noe] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
Finding 2 fools. Obviously, somebody's found at least one or they wouldn't bother Wink

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Re: [QooQ] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
You see, what's funniest is how it helps the US Econemy. You see, I went to Yahoo! Search and copied and pasted "MRS M. SESE SEKO" into the search and when the results came, the first link was a link to http://www.nigeria-connection.de/seseseko_m.html where there are hundreds of letters there that are like that. I don't know whether or not that[/url] guy is supporting them, or writing against them, or posting the ones he has gotten, or letting people use them or what not (it's in a different language, all of it is, except the quote of the day and the letters). But going back to the point, I[/url] then went back and looked at the second link, which was http://www.gossamer-threads.com/...se_Seko_!!!_P215498/ and got taken here, and in my wanting to post that there are hundreds of them at the first site, I had to sign up. By signing up and posting, that increases this Forum's member list, traffic/hits and etc. If they would just allow advertising they would start making a killing because of those Nigerians, or what ever.
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Re: [Lurkem] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
I just picked up another one of these today in my email. I reported the bugger to his ISP (NetZero).

original email sent from ayo.collins@netzero.com.

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ALT MAIL ayodenny25@epatra.com

REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE/INVESTMENT.

Dear Sir/Madam ,



I am the eldest son of my father. It might be a surprise to
you where I got your contact address, I got it from
network on line During the current
crises against the farmers of Zimbabwe by the
supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all
the white owned farms in our country, he ordered all
the white farmers to surrender their farms to his
party members and their followers.

My father was one of the best farmers in the country
and knowing that he did not support the president's
political ideology, the president's supporters invaded
my father's farm burnt down everything, shot him and
as a result of the wounds sustained, he became sick
and died a! after two days. And after his death, I with
my younger Brother decided to move out of Zimbabwe for
the safety of our lives.

BUT, before he died HE WROTE HIS WILL, which reads
"(MY BELOVEED SON ,I WISH TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE SUM OF ($9,5,000=00). MILLION U.S DOLLARS WHICH
I DEPOSITED IN CASE OF MY ABSENCE ON
EARTH CAUSED BY DEATH ONLY". You should solicit for
reliable foreign partner to assist you to transfer
this money for investment purpose.
I deposited the money in your name and it can be
claimed by you alone with the deposit code. your
mother has all the documents. Take good care of your
mother and brother."

From the above, you will understand that the lives and
future of my family depends on this money as much, I
will be very grateful if you can assist us. I with my
younger bro! are now living as
POLITICAL ASYLUM SEEKERS and the financial law does not allow ASYLUM SEEKERS certain
financial rights to such huge amount of money .In view
of this, I cannot invest this money,
hence I am asking you to assist me transfer this money
out for investment purposes. For your
efforts, I am prepared to offer you 20% of the total
fund, while 5% will be set aside for local and
international expenses and 75% will be kept for me and
my family.

Finally modalities on how the transfer will be done
will be conveyed to you once we establish trust and
confidence between ourselves. Looking forward to your
urgent reply .For detailed information.
NOTE: THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTE
CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100%
RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY
APPRECIATED.

BEST REGARDS, ayodenny25@epatra.com

Philip
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Re: [fuzzy logic] Help Mrs. M. Sese Seko !!! In reply to
Hi!

I have some moore Mad



From: Mrs. Jumai A. Azad

Dear Sir,

I wish to write you pleading with you to be my Investor trustee over $12.5million.My late Husband was a rich oil Contractor in South Africa, But before his death in July 29th 1999. He deposited the sum of ($12,500,000.00) USD in a safe keeping company in Europe through Debt Reconciliation Committee (DRC).

The money which he made from oil contract and he left an instruction with the (DRC) to release the money to me his wife and his son Ali who at that time was studying,
that an Investor should accompany us before the $12.5Million will be released to us for proper investment, and also for the welfare of the children which he left behind for me.

I plead with you to accept to help me and act as my investor trustee to manage the $12.5Million for me. We can both arrange on how to invest this money into your company. We have agreed to give you 20% of the $12.5Million for your own assistance.

All the relevant documents shall be forwarded to you upon your indications to assist me in this project.

May the Almighty God bless you, if you will of trust and faithful to assist me.
Please contact me on the above e-mail address or my Son Ali on his e-mail address (aliazad@voila.fr) for more Information┤s.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely Yours,

Mrs. Jumai Abdul Azad.


From the desk of:
Mr. James Sadik
Virtue Point Security
And Finance Services
Lagos Nigeria.
Private Email:sadik221@yahoo.co.in

Dear sir,

I am Mr.James Sadik,the manager of bills and exchange at the foreign remittance
department of the Virtue Point Security And Finance Services. i am writing
this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business
opportunity in my department.

we discovered an abandoned fifteen million united statesdollarsonly) in
an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with
his entire family of a wife and two children in November 2000 in a plane
crash.

Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting his next-of-kin to come
Over and put claims for his money as the heir, because we cannot release
the Fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin
To the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Unfortunately,neither
Their neither family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim
the said Funds.

Upon this discovery, other and I officials in my department have agreed
to Make business with you and release the total amount into your account
as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or knows he maintained
account with our bank, otherwise the fund will be returned to the banks
treasury as unclaimed fund.

To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your
Interest by a return e-mail and forward the followings as a matter of urgency.1]
Your telephone and fax numbers. 2] Your Address and mobile phone number.

These informations will enable us file letter of claim to the Appropriate
departments for necessary approvals before the transfer can be made.

I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Regards,

James Sadik






FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
EXCHAHGE CONTROL DEPARTMENT
IKOYI,LAGOS
Tel: 234 802-315-3305
Fax: 234 1-585-0829
Mobile:234 80-372-28176



Dear Sir,


I am Rev paul smith an Agent contractor of National
Contract Award in Nigeria. I send this proposal to you due to
we dont have foreign account.
Mean while I and colleague want to transfer.The sum
of$155 million United states
dollars.This said amount was over Invoice we made in
contract awarded to foriegn contractors in our
country.The contract is laying of petroleum pipes from
one place to another.The contract number is
NNPC/PED/339/99. And the original contractor has
already been paid.
Therefor we need your assistant by giving us your
bank account number to transfer the money and bear in
mind that after transfering of this fund you are
entitled of thirty 30% percent out of the money been
tranfered to your account as beneficiary,you know we
are civil servant in the Federal government and
haven't any foriegn Account.so what we need from you is

(1) your bank Account Number. (2) Your T elephone and Fax
number
(3)The address of the bank (4) Your residential address
(5) letter of invitations of about 5 top officials
both in the central bank to share the fund, but
letters of invitation will be later after the
fund has been transfered.
Please treat as most confidential due to we
are civil servant in the Government.
Thanks,Rev paul smith. we wait for your urgenr reply.





FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
EXCHAHGE CONTROL DEPARTMENT
IKOYI,LAGOS
Tel: 234 802-315-3305
Fax: 234 1-585-0829
Mobile:234 80-372-28176



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CALLE AROYO NO 13, PISO 4G 28030 MADRID.ESPAĐA
EMAIL:elgordoloto@netscape.net
DATE: 22TH NOVEMBER 2003
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD..
BATCH: EGS/ 22504002/03: REFERENCE: 15/0018/IPD
ATTENTION:
RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION.
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VICE PRESIDENT